Everybody

Eyeball Deodorant

If you are like most Americans, you probably smear your armpits liberally with deodorant at least twice a week.1 This, you think, will help reduce offensive bodily odors. However, according to Eusebius Sarkos, a physiologist who recently began a post-doc at the Statistical University of Southern North Dakota, this practice reveals a profound ignorance of […]

What Everybody Wants

Thoughts on the Meaning of Life from Retro Pop Music I’ve been brushing up on my 80’s and early 90’s music while pondering the meaning of life, and came up with the following: In 1985, Tears For Fears sang “Everybody wants to rule the world.” A couple years later, in 1987, Love and Rockets sang “Everybody […]

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