Always on the lookout for a good story, when I visited the doctor last week I was thinking about all the things my doctor never told me. (This led me to seethe with anger—boy, he sure got a high reading on that blood pressure test.) Not this doctor, not the last doctor, not even my […]
Weather or Not
The likelihood that your head will fill with relatively warm air and float up into the atmosphere will be close to 0.50 around midafternoon. The Authorities recommend staying indoors in low-ceilinged rooms or lying on the floor with your head in a box.