Weather

Cigarettes in toilet

Would the person who has been smoking in the men’s room please stop throwing his/her cigarettes in the toilet? Pursuant to local ordinance #C-555-TOI

Floating Heads

The likelihood that your head will fill with relatively warm air and float up into the atmosphere will be close to 0.50 around midafternoon. The Authorities recommend staying indoors in low-ceilinged rooms or lying on the floor with your head in a box.

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